11:55am in Kreuzberg, Berlin
Vodka with raspberries to prepare us for the day.
The Engelgärten look and smell so pretty now everything is blooming.
Oh god guys, so today I met our English teacher at uni for the first time, THE HORROR
So my fellow students had already alluded to her antics but well here we go.I should note that today I had Anne (my dog) lying next to my desk in the back of the class.
Teacher: Is that a dog?
Me: Yes, that is my dog.
Teacher: Can you bring dogs to uni in Germany.
Everyone: Yes.
Teacher: Oh my god, the Germans are so weird when it comes to dogs, like they take them with them to cafes and restaurants I don't like that. In the States that would not be possible.
Everyone: ........
Teacher: Like, the poor thing in a restaurant, all the noise and smell and people stepping on its tail.
(At this point I was already so perplexed that I didn't ask "what kind of restaurants DO YOU go to")
Me: But they like the smell and... does it really matter if she lies down here or in my apartment?
(I also wanted to ask how she knows when a dog is happy, clearly she never owned one)
Teacher: Yeah, like I said the poor thing, thank god that's not possible in the States
Everyone: ..... *lookingateachother* ....
Me: *trying to not answer with something sarcastic*
So basically this teacher sucks ass, is massively unfriendly has an ego the size of the empire state building and is 300% dislikable.
That was probs also the reason why only half of our class was there and the other half left after the first break.
I'm planning to bring my dog to uni every time we have English lessons now, ESPECIALLY FOR HER.
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