Why ‘왜?’?
Yunho: We wanted to put a lot of meaning into this single, since we’re releasing a new album after two years and two months. We wanted people to be more curious about it.
Changmin: You’re basically making that up.
EUROVISION TIMES
German comedian Hape Kerkeling singing the Dutch Grand Prix Song “Waar is de Zon” (WHERE IS THE SUUUUUN?) by Willeke Alberti
lmfao the honorable last place of the netherlands from err 1976
Starts at 0:30
Of course I showed this to my Best Dutch Friend Forever
Me: Don’t forget that since soon it’s eurovision WAAR IS DE ZOOOOON
BDFF: hahahahah HOLY CRAP
Me: LMFAO DYING OF LAUGHTER HERE! POSTING TO TUMBLR
BDFF: NO NO NO please don’t omg
Me: HARHARHAR OH COME ON
BDFF: IT STILL HURTS OKAY
Every Border Guard has his Day
BrunoBrussels
Only in the EU do the most hated of hated officials get their own special day via @CraigJamesWilly http://t.co/cfkRYudo @Berlaymonster
25.05.12 10:59
Don’t tell me you missed it?
Did you travel?
Did you hug one?
24 May 2012 was European Border Guard Day (is there anything left that doesn’t have a Day?) What this means is anyone’s guess… do they get a day off, leaving the tidal cliche of migrants to flood through?
Do they get free icecream and a balloon?
Do they get amnesty from the European Court of Human Rights for puncturing dinghys off the coast of Libya?
Do they get to throw sponges at Greek guards, or guess the weight of the lorryful of migrants?
No, they got a nice big conference in Warsaw as a nice big thank you for keeping us safe. Poor bastards
The high point was a photo competition, which we think should have been a caption contest. See below the winner with BM’s effort at the image’s subtext.
From BM contributor Zengerin
So drcalvin just showed me the promo pic for the FRITZ MUSICAL OMG I CANT BREATH
JUST LOOK AT IT
LOOK AT DEM FACES
I CANT
DAT JACKET
LISTEN TO THE GAY MULTIMEDIA SONGS ON THE HOMEPAGE I DARE YOU!
BIENVENUE IS MY FAVOURITE HOLY SHIT THERE GOES MY COKE
The musical will start in June in Potsdam
I know who’s going
EPICNESS
Iberia according to Spain
I lost it at “Windshield”
eoihgioerhg
I’M ETERNALLY SORRY FOR GERMAN TOURISTS
I REALLY AM
Now when do I have time for another mediterranian holiday
Crystal Ball View of Europe in 2022
I shouldn’t have laughed as loud as I did
I feel a little bad
…….
“PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE KINGDOM” I CAN’T BREATHE
“GERMAN NUDIST SEA”
“BEACH”
“NO FISH LEFT HERE”
“SLEEPY HOLLOW”
“NORWEGIAN WINDFARM SEA”
so many favourites
eoir;hgeario;hgeariohgeariogheraioughverg
These are Norwegian comedy sketches which make fun of Danish enunciation by suggesting that the language is collapsing into meaningless guttural sounds, to such an extent that even even Danes themselves cannot understand one another. It’s in English, except for the ‘Danish’



