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Why ‘왜?’?
Yunho: We wanted to put a lot of meaning into this single, since we’re releasing a new album after two years and two months. We wanted people to be more curious about it.
Changmin: You’re basically making that up.


EUROVISION TIMES

German comedian Hape Kerkeling singing the Dutch Grand Prix Song “Waar is de Zon” (WHERE IS THE SUUUUUN?) by Willeke Alberti

lmfao the honorable last place of the netherlands from err 1976

Starts at 0:30

Of course I showed this to my Best Dutch Friend Forever

Me: Don’t forget that since soon it’s eurovision WAAR IS DE ZOOOOON

BDFF: hahahahah HOLY CRAP

Me: LMFAO DYING OF LAUGHTER HERE! POSTING TO TUMBLR

BDFF: NO NO NO please don’t omg

Me: HARHARHAR OH COME ON

BDFF: IT STILL HURTS OKAY


Every Border Guard has his Day

BrunoBrussels
Only in the EU do the most hated of hated officials get their own special day via @CraigJamesWilly http://t.co/cfkRYudo @Berlaymonster
25.05.12 10:59

And it was yesterday.

Don’t tell me you missed it?

Did you travel?

Did you hug one?

24 May 2012 was European Border Guard Day (is there anything left that doesn’t have a Day?) What this means is anyone’s guess… do they get a day off, leaving the tidal cliche of migrants to flood through?

Do they get free icecream and a balloon?

Do they get amnesty from the European Court of Human Rights for puncturing dinghys off the coast of Libya?

Do they get to throw sponges at Greek guards, or guess the weight of the lorryful of migrants?

No, they got a nice big conference in Warsaw as a nice big thank you for keeping us safe. Poor bastards

The high point was a photo competition, which we think should have been a caption contest. See below the winner with BM’s effort at the image’s subtext.

As a diversion, the delegates were also offered a programme of loosely border-guard-themed movies. As if to rub their noses in it, however, the films were almost all arty flicks of hardship of poor individuals slipping past the naughty moustachioed border police, or alternatively suffering at the hands of same and being sent back to a life of poverty and oppression.
Yaaay Border Guards!
And the cost in this time of austerity and sadness? 400 000 euros (hidden away on page 118 of the EU border agency Frontex’s 2012 work programme)

   “Let’s go over it again. I’ll handcuff and strip them and conduct a full body 
    search, then you jump out of the cake and sing happy birthday.”

   (The winning photo by Jaroslaw Wtorkiewicz)


From BM contributor Zengerin


Source


I want to know what they are looking at.

I want to know what they are looking at.


WHO DOESN’T WANT TO SEE IVAN IVANOVICH & THE KREML KRAUTS I ASK

WHO DOESN’T?!

WHO DOESN’T WANT TO SEE IVAN IVANOVICH & THE KREML KRAUTS I ASK

WHO DOESN’T?!


So drcalvin just showed me the promo pic for the FRITZ MUSICAL OMG I CANT BREATH
JUST LOOK AT IT
LOOK AT DEM FACES
I CANT
DAT JACKET
LISTEN TO THE GAY MULTIMEDIA SONGS ON THE HOMEPAGE I DARE YOU!
BIENVENUE IS MY FAVOURITE HOLY SHIT THERE GOES MY COKE
The musical will start in June in Potsdam
I know who’s going
EPICNESS

So drcalvin just showed me the promo pic for the FRITZ MUSICAL OMG I CANT BREATH

JUST LOOK AT IT

LOOK AT DEM FACES

I CANT

DAT JACKET

LISTEN TO THE GAY MULTIMEDIA SONGS ON THE HOMEPAGE I DARE YOU!

BIENVENUE IS MY FAVOURITE HOLY SHIT THERE GOES MY COKE

The musical will start in June in Potsdam

I know who’s going

EPICNESS


Iberia according to Spain
I lost it at “Windshield”
eoihgioerhg

I’M ETERNALLY SORRY FOR GERMAN TOURISTS 
I REALLY AM
Now when do I have time for another mediterranian holiday

Iberia according to Spain

I lost it at “Windshield”

eoihgioerhg


I’M ETERNALLY SORRY FOR GERMAN TOURISTS

I REALLY AM

Now when do I have time for another mediterranian holiday


That crystal ball view of Europe 2022 released feelings all over my dash. People seem especially fond of the the 2nd Kalmar Union lmfao.


Crystal Ball View of Europe in 2022
I shouldn’t have laughed as loud as I did
I feel a little bad
…….
“PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE KINGDOM” I CAN’T BREATHE
“GERMAN NUDIST SEA”
“BEACH”
“NO FISH LEFT HERE”
“SLEEPY HOLLOW”
“NORWEGIAN WINDFARM SEA”
so many favourites
eoir;hgeario;hgeariohgeariogheraioughverg

Crystal Ball View of Europe in 2022

I shouldn’t have laughed as loud as I did

I feel a little bad

…….

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE KINGDOM” I CAN’T BREATHE

“GERMAN NUDIST SEA”

“BEACH”

“NO FISH LEFT HERE”

“SLEEPY HOLLOW”

“NORWEGIAN WINDFARM SEA”

so many favourites

eoir;hgeario;hgeariohgeariogheraioughverg


These are Norwegian comedy sketches which make fun of Danish enunciation by suggesting that the language is collapsing into meaningless guttural sounds, to such an extent that even even Danes themselves cannot understand one another. It’s in English, except for the ‘Danish’
LMFAO oh Danish you WTF language


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