MEANWHILE IN GERMANY:
'Cookie Monster' Holds Golden Biscuit Ransom
An extortionist Cookie Monster has struck in Germany, demanding ransom for the stolen golden cookie of the country’s most famous biscuit maker.

The famous golden Leibniz biscuit which has hung outside the Bahlsen headquarters in Hannover since 1913 was stolen at the weekend, leaving police and managers at a loss. Company chairman Werner M. Bahlsen put up a €1,000 reward for information leading to its recovery.
 After allowing investigators to work up an appetite, the culprit has got in touch - in time-honoured fashion with a photo of the booty, and a demand note made up of cut-out letters from newspapers.  The Hannoversche Allgemeine Zeitung (HAZ) received a letter on Tuesday replete with everything any self-respecting biscuit kidnapper could think of.  The photo shows a person wearing a full suit of the Sesame Street character Cookie Monster, holding the large golden Leibniz biscuit and seeming to take a bite, while the lengthy letter lays out a series of demands. "I have the biscuit!" it starts off triumphantly. “You want it and therefore you want on one day in February, to give biscuits to all the children in Bult hospital. But those with milk chocolate, not those with dark chocolate and not those without chocolate. And a golden biscuit for the child cancer ward.” The €1,000 being offered as a reward for the return of the mascot should be donated to the animal shelter in the Langenhagen area of the city, the letter reads. "This is serious!" it continues. "Otherwise it will end up with Oscar [the Grouch] in the dustbin, really!!!" The police at least are taking the matter very seriously, Bahlsen spokeswoman Jacobe Heers told the HAZ. “We will get the letter checked by our experts to see if it is genuine and plausible.” Bahlsen denied any speculation that the entire affair could be a publicity stunt. “It is not a marketing action by our company, no way,” a spokeswoman said.  The HAZ asked a local photography expert whether the photo could be a fake. “Theoretically you could put something like this together on a computer,” said Frank Westphal. “But in this case I don’t believe that someone has done that.” He said a computer-generated image would have been better quality. “But whether the biscuit in the photo is the actual golden Bahlsen biscuit, of course I don’t know,” he added.  And the Bult children’s hospital said they had no complaints about the generosity of the biscuit company. “One must not forget that this is theft and blackmail,” said hospital spokesman Björn-Oliver Bönsch.  “Bahlsen has already done a lot for us - they do not need to be pushed like this.” One woman said she thought the idea was brilliant. Erika Klein, who runs a youth hostel in Hannover offered on the HAZ comment page to pay the ransom amount to the animal shelter. “I think the idea is wonderful,” she told The Local. Of course I’m serious about paying the ransom myself, for such a great idea - and of course I would get the biscuits for the children too. I don’t think the company will pay, and I’m sure the police will tell them not to pay, but I think the stunt is inspired.”
Bahlsen has now said it would give 52.000 cookies to 52 social services if the “Krümelmonster” (as the cookie monster is named in German) returns the golden biscuit.

MEANWHILE IN GERMANY:

'Cookie Monster' Holds Golden Biscuit Ransom

An extortionist Cookie Monster has struck in Germany, demanding ransom for the stolen golden cookie of the country’s most famous biscuit maker.

The famous golden Leibniz biscuit which has hung outside the Bahlsen headquarters in Hannover since 1913 was stolen at the weekend, leaving police and managers at a loss. Company chairman Werner M. Bahlsen put up a €1,000 reward for information leading to its recovery.


After allowing investigators to work up an appetite, the culprit has got in touch - in time-honoured fashion with a photo of the booty, and a demand note made up of cut-out letters from newspapers.

The Hannoversche Allgemeine Zeitung (HAZ) received a letter on Tuesday replete with everything any self-respecting biscuit kidnapper could think of.

The photo shows a person wearing a full suit of the Sesame Street character Cookie Monster, holding the large golden Leibniz biscuit and seeming to take a bite, while the lengthy letter lays out a series of demands.

"I have the biscuit!" it starts off triumphantly. “You want it and therefore you want on one day in February, to give biscuits to all the children in Bult hospital. But those with milk chocolate, not those with dark chocolate and not those without chocolate. And a golden biscuit for the child cancer ward.”

The €1,000 being offered as a reward for the return of the mascot should be donated to the animal shelter in the Langenhagen area of the city, the letter reads.

"This is serious!" it continues. "Otherwise it will end up with Oscar [the Grouch] in the dustbin, really!!!"

The police at least are taking the matter very seriously, Bahlsen spokeswoman Jacobe Heers told the HAZ. “We will get the letter checked by our experts to see if it is genuine and plausible.”

Bahlsen denied any speculation that the entire affair could be a publicity stunt. “It is not a marketing action by our company, no way,” a spokeswoman said.

The HAZ asked a local photography expert whether the photo could be a fake. “Theoretically you could put something like this together on a computer,” said Frank Westphal. “But in this case I don’t believe that someone has done that.” He said a computer-generated image would have been better quality.

“But whether the biscuit in the photo is the actual golden Bahlsen biscuit, of course I don’t know,” he added.

And the Bult children’s hospital said they had no complaints about the generosity of the biscuit company. “One must not forget that this is theft and blackmail,” said hospital spokesman Björn-Oliver Bönsch.

“Bahlsen has already done a lot for us - they do not need to be pushed like this.”

One woman said she thought the idea was brilliant. Erika Klein, who runs a youth hostel in Hannover offered on the HAZ comment page to pay the ransom amount to the animal shelter.

“I think the idea is wonderful,” she told The Local. Of course I’m serious about paying the ransom myself, for such a great idea - and of course I would get the biscuits for the children too. I don’t think the company will pay, and I’m sure the police will tell them not to pay, but I think the stunt is inspired.”

Bahlsen has now said it would give 52.000 cookies to 52 social services if the “Krümelmonster” (as the cookie monster is named in German) returns the golden biscuit.

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